Draws fanart of favorite characters instead of homework.
I’m awesome at prioritizing.
jack, drunk at a bachelor party, deciding to call his father (who at the time drove a limo) and he and his friends went out in the limo and gave out chicken nuggets to homeless people
THIS MAN HAS MADE ME CRY ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION.
that is ridiculous and beautiful and now i am crying at work goddamn it I love jack pattillo more than everything
fucking who else gets drunk and thinks, “you know what we should do guys??? GIVE SOME FOOD TO HOMELESS PEOPLE IN MY DAD’S MOTHERFUCKING LIMO!”
pokeddexy day 6: favorite fighting type
NO CONTEST it’s scrafty because hes so Hood
i didnt like fighting types at all until i saw these guys
“No soldier outlives a thousand chances. But every soldier believes in Chance and trusts his luck.” - Paul Baumer, All Quiet on the Western Front
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
yeah I make lewd comic jokes get off my nightwing